Go to urbandictionary.com and click on random, what word shows up?

oh, man.

Hard

1. An erection of the penis...

2. What happens to a girl's nipples when she gets cold or has water poured on her **** (like in a wet t-shirt contest)

3. A description of sex

1. "I stay hard throughout my Spanish class cause my teacher's so damn hot."

2. "My nipples are getting hard..."

3. "If you finger me good, I'll do you really hard."

An event is random if you cannot predict it with 100% accuracy. However, an event that is mathematically modeled to be random is usually not "truly" random. For instance, thermal noise is modeled to be random, although the motion of electrons could theoretically predicted by electric and magnetic forces. However, models that take into account all the forces responsible for this motion would be impractically complex, and require too many inputs. Therefore "beyond the human capacity to predict" with 100% accuracy is the definition of most modeled random events. I don't know if there is such a thing as a truly random event that has no deterministic basis.

Tech support!

A phone line provided by companies so that they can say that they support their products and services. Their philosophy is that the longer you spend on the phone, and the more menus and people you talk to, the more you feel valued as a customer. On the other line you will find:

1) A person who is proficient in communicating to you how inferior you are to their intellect.

2) A person who lacks the language skills to communicate proficiently, but does their best to make you feel inferior to their intellect.

3) A recorded menu system that somehow manages to communicate your inferiority to its intellect.

my bad i mean

1. Pop A Chimichanga in the Microwave 20 up, 8 down love it hate it

1. Yet another euphemism for whackin' it.

Be right back guys, I'm gonna go pop a chimichanga in the microwave, if you know what I mean...

Canadian

Canadian, a native of Canada, from the Algonquin word meaning "my village". Canada is a bilingual (French and English) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, Alaska and the North Pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and Americans, and, in the south, by our American cousins, many of whom are former Canadians--a people of many origins, including aboriginals.

Lol, wow. ^^

Pambana

HAHAH!

1. Blue-Balls 37 up, 4 down

Two hours of dry ******* and no cumming = Blue balls

"Yo, i've gotta get going home now, cause i've gotta jerk-it"

vagina

The best friend a penis will ever have.

Jack inserted his penis into Jill's vagina and both had fun for hours.

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Panic attacks