what does a female suicide bomber get in paradise? 72 virgins sounds like a raw deal for her?

A mop and bucket.

I think most women (regardless of religion) would prefer 72 virgins to 72 husbands (or even 1 husband).

I guess she gets to be one of the 72 virgins?

No one said they had to be female virgins. Still a bit of a raw deal though.

According to the "prophet", most of the denizens of hell are of the female persuasion:

Volume 1, Book 2, Number 28

Narrated Ibn 'Abbas:

The Prophet said: "I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers were women who were ungrateful." It was asked, "Do they disbelieve in Allah?" (or are they ungrateful to Allah?) He replied, "They are ungrateful to their husbands and are ungrateful for the favors and the good (charitable deeds) done to them. If you have always been good (benevolent) to one of them and then she sees something in you (not of her liking), she will say, 'I have never received any good from you."

This being true, I suppose that it isn't very surprising that Allah doesn't seem to have made much provision for them in Paradise.

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(Oh, and btw, it is houris, not virgins or grapes. Houris are especially created for Allah's paradise. You will not find them in this world:

Modern apologists of Islam try to downplay the evident materialism and sexual implications of such descriptions, but, as the Encyclopaedia of Islam says, even orthodox Muslim theologians such as al Ghazali (died 1111 CE) and Al-Ash'ari (died 935 CE) have "admitted sensual pleasures into paradise". The sensual pleasures are graphically elaborated by Al-Suyuti (died 1505 ), Koranic commentator and polymath. He wrote: "Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas."

Sounds like Allah's Paradise is a sexual playgound, eh?)

truthfully, whilst the terrorist bomber went to paradise--he had the s**t kicked out of him via George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and Patrick Henry between the extra impressive. interior the words of primary Lee " Boy--you misunderstood---you get seventy two Virginians, no longer virgins"

She gets to wash and cook for the next male bomber.

She will sing, "Oh joy of joys, to serve a man for eternity is my life's purpose fulfilled."

Pass me the gelignite.

PS. Does it state which species the virgins will be. Let's hope they are pigs!

she gets an african stud with a tool measuring 72 inches

Women aren't allowed outside the house with out their husbands. They wouldn't become suicide bombers.

It's 72 white grapes, not raisins.

Actually, it's 72 RAISINS, not virgins. It's a mistranslation.

Yes, I'm serious. Google it.

She gets first dibs