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What is your favorite joke?

Just looking for a lol. :]

Best joke gets 10 points. :]

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  • 1 decade ago
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    By far my favorite:

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she has to move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

    The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave, but the blonde stubbornly replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

    At a loss, the head stewardess summons the copilot who goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and takes her seat in the coach section.

    The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

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