Dumb friend funny moment.?

So I was just finishing up my shower when I received a phone call. This person shall remain nameless (unless she CHOOSES to out herself...and if you do, girl....YOU did it).

Me: Hey girl....

Her: What's up man? Whatchu doing?

Me: Just gettin' out of the shower...work tomorrow. Whatchu do this past weekend?

Her: Man I went to see (insert local band/group name here...don't remember what she said) but they clearly lost a fan pullin' bullshit that night.

Me: What the hell happened?

Her: Girl these mufuckas were advertising in a bunch of papers that they were doing their performances here with 'acoustic backing.'

Me: Okay...so what's the problem?

Her: These mufuckas had guitars and **** on stage with them.

Me: But didn't you just say that it was a 'acoustic performance?' So what's the problem?

Her: ***** since when have you ever heard of somebody performing acoustics WITH music?

Me: *blank, unknowing stare into the air* (pause)

Her: You still here?

Me: Yes....

Her: Well do you think I should complain to the venue cuz I want my damn money back!

Me: I'm still trying to understand how you found a problem in the performance. Did they SOUND bad or something?

Her: How the hell you in college and you don't know what acoustic mean? Acoustic is when they are suppose to sing solo....NO instruments involved BUT the lead singer was playing a guitar.

Me: Umm...no, singing WITHOUT instruments or any real backing is called acapella.

Her:Ooooh, I knew it was something that started with an A...anyway, so whatchu do?

....I swear, I gotta get new friends. STAT.