My brother ate my grilled cheese. Biblically speaking, can I stone him?

Biblically speaking you should give him another grilled cheese. Love your neighbor as yourself.

No. The crime is too low for such high penalty. The "eye for eye" principle is a guidance to judges to apply a just penalty.

Your brother just need to ask forgiveness and make you an equivalent sandwich. Do you want american cheese or swiss is ok?

Biblically speaking, can we stone you for asking a ignorant question?

Lev 19:18 "Never seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.

Rom 12:17 Never pay back evil for evil to anyone. Do things in such a way that everyone can see you are honorable.

1Pe 3:9 Don't repay evil for evil. Don't retaliate when people say unkind things about you. Instead, pay them back with a blessing. That is what God wants you to do, and he will bless you for it.

I'd stone him regardless. You don't eat someone else's grilled cheese.

A cheese for a cheese and a toast for a toast. I think that entitles you to wage a Crusade against him.

Any more cheese left? cos if he is going to get stoned, can I join him?

You should sit down and relax but make sure you don't sit on your nuts.

Deuteronomy 23 New American Catholic Bible

2.A man whose testicles have been crushed or whose male member has been cut off must not be admitted to the assembly of Yahweh.

So its better to argue and fight rather than

get along with your Brothers and Sisters like the Bible says?

Grilled cheeses are sacred. Stoning is allowed.