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What is the punchline to the joke Judd Nelson tells on "The Breakfast Club"?

When he's crawling through the ceiling, he falls through before he gets to finish it. He starts by saying "A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-foot salami in the other. She puts the poodle on the bar. The bartender asks "What's the salami for?" --- then he falls through the roof and says "I forgot my pencil" and never ends the joke. Does anyone know the punchline?

Update:

There has to be a punchline! Come on people!!! Think!!!! I can't thinkof a good one.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2-foot salami in the other.

    She puts the poodle on the bar.

    The bartender asks "What's the salami for?"

    She says "I got it for my husband".

    The bartender says "Good Trade."

  • 1 decade ago

    According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was suppose to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library ans said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

    Source(s): On "Did You Know?" http://www.fast-rewind.com/tbc.htm
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I actually looked this up on the internet before and it turns out that there isnt one and he was just saying something random

  • 1 decade ago

    I had wondered about that years ago but never looked it up.

    Thanks for asking and thanks for those who answered it ,,, and a star for your question.

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