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sid asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke...................!!!!?

Lawyer: How did your 1st wife die.

Defendant: Poisonous mushrooms.

Lawyer: How did your 2nd wife die.

Defendant: Poisonous mushrooms.

Lawyer: How did your 3rd wife die.

Defendant: Cracked skull.

Lawyer: And how was that.

Defendant: She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

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  • Chrisyee
    1 decade ago
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    Um lol, but I think you missed out on a few question marks there =P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    10 out of 10 for you plus a gold star because that's how clever you are ha ha ha

  • Kate
    1 decade ago

    Haha that's a good one

    Well done :)

  • Cheenikum
    1 decade ago

    Mme...well...good joke ya

  • The Saint
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha, excellent, very well done, lol...!

  • Miss Tinkerbell
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha : )

  • elizabeth
    1 decade ago

    hehe made me laugh :)

  • ...charLotte...
    1 decade ago

    lol... thats really funny.... hahaha

    good one...!

  • gorilon
    1 decade ago

    lol

  • TEDDY
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    funny./.

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