Gimme your best jokes?

Why doesn't Chuck Norris have any pubes? Cuz hair doesn't grow on steel

Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the assassination of JFK but after JFK seeing Chuck Norris roundhouse kick all three bullets JFK's head exploded in shear amazement

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris walk into a bar.

when chuck norris does push ups, he is actually pushing the earth down

Chuck Norris doesn't use toilet paper. He SCARES the crap out of himself.

How did the police scare the insects away? They referred to as for the S.W.A.T. group. Why would not the Energizer Bunny pop out of the toilet? Because he stored goin! and goin! and goin! How did the Pillsbury Doughboy die? Yeast Infection Why are E.T.'s eyes so tremendous? Because he noticed his mobilephone invoice. What is a mermaid's undergarment? Algebra How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it! Why don't seem to be there any WalMarts in Afghanistan? Because there is a Target on each nook! Husband says: When I get mad at you, you in no way combat again. How do you manipulate your anger? Wife says: I blank the bathroom... Husband says: How does that aid? Wife says: I use your Toothbrush..... Well, simply the opposite night time my spouse got here to me on her palms and knees." His peers have been surprised! "What occurred then?" "Well, then she stated, “GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN” Why used to be the puppy thrown out of the butcher keep? He used to be chop-lifting. How is a work of gum like a sneeze? Its a bite! What could you name this nation if every body had a red auto? A red carnation! Why did the scientist set up a knocker on his door? He desired to win the No-bell prize! Judge Judy to prostitute: 'So while did you discover you have been raped?' Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the examine bounced.' "Did you listen approximately the self-aid organization for compulsive talkers? It's referred to as On & On Anon. " Did you listen approximately the florist who had 2 youngsters? One's a budding genius and the opposite's a blooming fool.

Alright Chez

I don't give this stuff very often this is one of my sauces so enjoy

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