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What are your best Chuck Norris jokes?

e.g.

There are no extinct animals, just animals Chuck Norris doesn't allow to live.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When tested for steroids, the doctor said, "Whoa Chuck, your urine tested positive!" Chuck Norris replied, "Of course it tested positive, what do you think they make steroids out of?"

The boogieman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.

How do you find the direction of a single vector, when you only have it's change in X and change in Y, like the problem i have now says that the changes in x and y are (5,12). I can see that the magnitude of the vector is 13. This is killing me.

What are some good songs to get pumped to before games.

I already got

Remember the Name - Fort Minor

St. Jimmy - Green Day

Immigrant Song - Led Zep.

Headstrong - Trapt

Bleed it out - Linkin Park

Enter sandman - metallica

Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Letterbomb - Green Day

Next Contestant - Nickelback

Shoot to Thrill - AC/DC

Thunderstruck - AC/DC

It's a pretty good list to start with but i'll probably add/drop some more. Any suggestions, i like and up tempo fast lyrics and guitar kinda thing. No screamo crap..

Pretty self explanatory, the person with the same as me gets best answer.

Alright im takin my girlfriend shopping on valentines day, getting her flowers, taking her out to eat, any other good ideas?

What would be a good catchy title for a science project where a person plays a couple notes of music and has a person hum them back and sees what notes that they got right.

I know this question is a little weird, and i wouldnt have asked it if i hadn't already attempted at finding it. But i am looking for a wig like that of Jimmy Johnson, the football coach and analysist. If anyone could find one off the web, please insert the link. Thanks!

Hmm, im trying to get ideas for a book report, over 350 pages, so gimme some of your favorites. I like sports by the way if u hav any ideas

As in dating while actually not meeting the person in person?

You have to give your answer and why.

PAPER OR PLASTIC

Whenever i try to connect with friend a, it says i cannot because our NAT systems aren't compatible. It does the same for him. We both do system checks and they both say we have the most flexible system possible. I can be with him when he's with another friend, but we can't play a game, 1 on 1. I just want to know if their's anything we can change so we can play together.

This may be kinda old but here goes.

You're trapped in a room, TRAPPED. no windows, no doors, cemented in. But u do have 2 things, a table and a mirror. How do u get out???

Ok, i need some good yo mama jokes, GOOD ONES, don't care what they have to do with anything, just something to school someone...bring it

It is the day the JFK was assasinated and the Day king Tut was discovered.

Paper or Plastic...

Ok, i was playing touch football the other day and this kid accidentally kneed me in the inside of my thigh, a couple inches up from my knee. It hurt so much, it still does. I thought it would be a Charlie Horse but there is no bruise and it hurts to lift my leg. I can walk but i can't run very well and i've got baseball practice tomorrow. Any suggestions to help it? I have an ice pack on it right now.

What is the highest rank that you can have in Halo 3? I don't mean the number but is it major, leuitenant, or what?

Do you think that they will even make it to the Super Bowl?