Yo mama jokes?

yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo momma is like dominoes. cheap and if tis not there in 30 minutes, its free.

yo momma is like a christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

yo momma is so fat, on her way to mcdonalds, she tripped over wendy's and landed on burger king.

i float like a butter fly

sting like a bee

i did your mom last night so now it burns when i pee!

yo momma so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to EVERYONE!

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach, whales saw her and started singing "we are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

yo momma is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day long.

yo momma is like a nascar, burns 12 rubbers a day.

yo momma is like blockbuster, everybody goes home happy.

yo momma so poor, people break in to leave HER money.

yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow, when she smiled she looked like a pittsburgh steelers helmet.

yo momma so poor, when i went her house i entered the front door and tripped over the back gate.

Yo mamas so ugly they renamed halloween Yomamaween..

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

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Yo momma so fat that when I hugged her it took me 1 week to find my way out.

Yo momma so ugly that when she sat on a stair well outside of the library everyone thought she was a gargoyle.

Yo momma so skinny that she fell through a crack on the floor.

Yo momma so happy that she was still jumping after you killed her.

Yo momma so hairy that she had a baby gorilla!

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

yo mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

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yo mama is so dumb she looked up the lyrics for the ABC song

Yo mama so fat Jenny Craig refused to give her a diet!

Yo mama so fat she caused the Twin Towers to fall!

Yo mama so stupid she looked at Saturn and yelled "FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSS!!

Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

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yo mama sucks dick???

idk