Why do people think I'm a sex offender?

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It really bugs me when people think I'm some sort of creepy, psycho sex offender. Just the other day I tried to talk to this girl I like, I told her that we could talk in the middle of the woods. Well anyways she just gave me this cold look and said, "Get away from me you creepy sex offender!" I was shocked at first, but when she began to run off I called after her, " Hey come back here, I'm not really a sex offender....I'm a sexy offender." The girl stopped running turned on her heels to face me and said, "What?!!!, What did you just say?"
   So I told her, " Yeah, a sexy offender. I'm so sexy it's offensive so they locked me up,,, ooooooh baby" It always seems that every women I try and talk to either runs away from me or calls the police *sigh*

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Does the side of your van happen to read "FREE CANDY" in spray paint???

Anonymous · Answer

I think you need to change your whole outlook about women, & soon. It seems that you have issues & whenever you want to talk to a girl & take her someplace, that's a turn off right there! They may think your creepy because you're scaring them off with an attitude that, according to some, is very vulgar.  You need to seek some help for this problem before it gets worse. If you do that again next time, the police will take you in & you will have to face your day in court.

Beatles Freak loves Led Zeppelin &lt;3 · Answer

LOL that was funny!
it probably creeped her out cuz you wanted 2 talk to her in the middle of the woods???? sounds kinda creepy to me.
and u also called urself sexy. also a little creepy.

♫ Brit §£¡ps On Banana Peels ♫ · Answer

Middle of the woods?
Sexy offender?
Yeah, sorry, but I would run away, too.
You don't know how to have a good conversation without sounding creepy.
LOL, read a manual on how to talk successfully with women. :)

twin city · Answer

mister, im 6 foot 6 and weigh 200 pounds, and if you EVER ask me to meet you in the woods,  why id run away too.

Anonymous · Answer

lol maybe you just give off that creepy sex offender vibe.. don't worry hunny it happens to the best of us, but soon you'll meet that perfect jailbait for you or whatever it is you're lookin for.

Anonymous · Answer

Talking in the middle of the woods? Honey, you aren't Edward Cullen. And if you asked ME that, I'd scream and hit you with my discostick.

? · Answer

Cause not everyone thinks your humor is funny...I wouldn't like it if you wanted to talk "in thr woods"

Hey there muscley arm · Answer

lol ummm ok...  are you going to drag me into the woods to paint the forest?? I certainly hope not :)

Anonymous · Answer

Me too. Join the party. 
I sexually harass people during my free time.

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Why do people think I'm a sex offender?

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