Joey A

Even those mini fans can help out too.

Me and my friends like to go fishing on the weekends, but we want to know were are some really good places to go fishing. We are going up fishing in the Concord this weekend coming up. What I really want to know is where are some great freshwater places to fish in MA. And yes, we have a fishing license. Also we use canoes not motorboats except for a motor that we can attach to the canoes. Any rivers ponds or lakes would be great.

It really bugs me when people think I'm some sort of creepy, psycho sex offender. Just the other day I tried to talk to this girl I like, I told her that we could talk in the middle of the woods. Well anyways she just gave me this cold look and said, "Get away from me you creepy sex offender!" I was shocked at first, but when she began to run off I called after her, " Hey come back here, I'm not really a sex offender....I'm a sexy offender." The girl stopped running turned on her heels to face me and said, "What?!!!, What did you just say?"

So I told her, " Yeah, a sexy offender. I'm so sexy it's offensive so they locked me up,,, ooooooh baby" It always seems that every women I try and talk to either runs away from me or calls the police *sigh*

Watch- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRhVcJsypg&feature...

What do you think? Comments?

Okay, so last month a friend of mine convinced me in going to this nudist beach. I am not a nudist myself and this was to be my first time going. I thought that I would get an erection because of all the naked women so I was hesitant, but my friend said I wouldn't because everyone else would be naked. Anyways I was still a bit uncomfortable but I didn't want to let my friend down. Anyways it is a family-oriented place so parents can bring their children and stuff. At first everything seemed awkward but then I started to relax because everyone else was naked too so surely no one would make fun of me. The problem didn't come until later when my friend asked me to join this water football game. The resort was at this beach and my friend and I joined in this water football game. I asked my friend how we were supposed to tackle and he just said to grab the person's arm and drag them down or push them from the shoulders or back to advoid contact with the genital areas. Well, we were in the water and it wasn't to bad I would just like push a kid down or drag them down by the shoulder. We were in water so it didn't hurt to get tackled. Well anyways it is hard to keep your balance in water so during the middle of the game I went chasing after this person and I tripped over another guy's ankle and fell right on the back of this girl who had to be like fourteen or fifteen. I felt so embarrased so I got up immediately and apologized but I was pretty sure my penis had just rubbed up against her butt area so she just gave me a funny look. She didn't even say like"Oh no problem or "things like that happen". I think she feels violated. I tried telling her it was just an accident but she didn't say anything. I keep thinking about it. Should I call my friend and see if she can tell the girl or her parents it was an accident? do you think she remembers? I feel so stupid.

I watched the spelling bee and there was this smoking hot girl on there. She was only in eighth grade, but she was tall for her age and she had a super nice face and really nice smile. Also she had these like huge knockers. Don't call me pedophile because that girl looked like she was 18. I always thought that spelling bee contestants were nerdy and had nasally voices and wore over-sized glasses. I have to admit this was the first time I actually got a woody watching a spelling bee. Has anything this weird ever happened to you?

I watched the spelling bee and there was this smoking hot girl on there. She was only in eighth grade, but she was tall for her age and she had a super nice face and really nice smile. Also she had these like huge knockers. Don't call me pedophile because that girl looked like she was 18. I always thought that spelling bee contestants were nerdy and had nasally voices and wore over-sized glasses. I have to admit this was the first time I actually got a woody watching a spelling bee. Has anything this weird ever happened to you?

Have you ever decided to dress up in your wife/girlfriend's lingerie or undergarments? If you did, did your wife/or girlfriend know about it? What made you do it? Was it curiosity? And what about the ladies out there? Have you ever put on your man's underwear? If so why?

I am learning to drive a standard and I must say that driving a standard is way better than driving an automatic. The only problem is I am using my friend's car to practice and he needs his car back soon. I don't have a great deal of money, but I heard that if you buy a standard they cost less and get better gas mileage ( less weight). I am not sure what car I should get, I would prefer something I could find for under 15,000 or even 10,000. I don't care if it is a few years old or more, but I need some ideas on what models. I was looking at the mazda speed3, but don't know if that is the best option. What about a Mitstubishi or Pontiac do they make good cars? Any help would be great, thanks!