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My girlfriend farted while we were kissing should I break up with her?
Yesterday my girlfriend and I were hanging out with a couple of friends and we decided to break away from everyone and be alone.
We started kissing and about 10 seconds into it she farted.
It was BAD and it smelled like garbage that had been left out in the sun for weeks.
I started to gag.
But I was able to stop gagging and I told her it was OK.
But then she ran away and I haven't talked to her since.
Should I break up with her?
111 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
If she farted while you were going down on her, then yes.
During kissing, generally a 3-strikes-and-you're-out rule is appropriate.
- Anonymous5 years ago
Not at all! It was an accident I'm sure. That reminds of that scene from Sex and the City when Carrie farted in front of Big lol I wouldn't break up with he over that.
- 1 decade ago
WOW! If this has brought the thought of breaking up with her, you are certainly not ready to be in a relationship! So you'll want a divorse with your future wife if she farts in your presence? First of all I think you are overracting over this, second you owe her an apology for making her feel like she is scum on the earth and that she is the only one that farts int his world! Wha? Don't you fart?!!?
Next time, learn how to handle this sort of situation by either laughing it off or just stepping aside until the "coast is clear"
By the way..it's called Human Nature! Sheesh
- 1 decade ago
Ok, this is pretty hard to decide...
I don't think you should break up with her, but at the same time i do think Slot Receiver has a good point. Because I AM a girl and i guess i am programmed to say "No way!" but that would be hypocritical of me because as, slot receiver said, if the roles were reversed i would probably hold it against him and then eventually break up with him...
I think you should think about this. She sounds really embarrassed about it. If you really care for her, then you should be able to get over it and maybe you two will laugh about this one day. Next time you see her, try to focus on things that makes you attracted to her. Like her smile, or the way she talks, or her eyes...idk
But if you can't then maybe yes you should break up with her.
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- 1 decade ago
No you should break up with her over a fart! She's probably extremely embarrassed! Most gurls would be. It's not part of the ideal date but it happens all the time. Maybe if you guys were more comfortable with each other it wouldnt have bothered either one of you. It probably woulda ended in a huge laughing session.
Source(s): comfortably in a relationship - 7 years ago
You are, in my opinion, that garbage left out in the sun because honey you are trash. I say break up with her, but only because I feel bad for her having to put up with your ****. You were gagging?? What the **** kind of wimp are you??
- 7 years ago
Bro do you yourself, not fart. It may be socially unacceptable but forget society they overreact to everything honestly if you wanted to break up about something like that maybe you should because that thinking alone is a dick move she didn't rub your face in it or give you a dutch oven... i don't understand people
- 6 years ago
She was probably really embarrassed, everyone farts, that's no reason to break up with someone
Source(s): N/A - 1 decade ago
What the hell, everyone farts! Im sure you do too she probably sucked in a lot of air through her mouth while kissing you and it just came out the other way. Give her a call and tell her its okay, that you still love her.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You're obviously not mature enough to even ask this question!
You should just let it go and ask her if shes okay- thats if...YOU LOVE her...if u dont then shes better off without you...She might as well find someone who wont be so shallow like that. She farted. Get Over It!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
omg no thats horrible! she is human i mean c'mon you should of laughed it off with her and went some where else to make out..
wow what are you like 12 im guessing LOL...
I mean your a guy, guys fart all the time and dont care what anyone thinsk so im surpised ur making it to be a big deal.. im surpised she isnt teh one asking on here about how embarissed she is and all that stuff.. she probably is though haha.
but ya dont break up with her.. let it go..