Men: Do you understand the meanings behind the words that women use?

Question

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.)  Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (refer to No.1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's  OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying   Damn YOU!

9.)  Don't worry about it, I got  it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that  a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


So what else can you add to this list from your experience in understanding women?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Yes = No , No = Yes & Maybe = No 
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later. 
We need to talk = I need to complain 
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to. 
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. 
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... 
 Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
 How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
 I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
 Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. 
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
 Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
 Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. 
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. 
In response to What's wrong?: The same old thing = Nothing 
Nothing = Everything
Does my **** look big in this ? = I have a big **** but don't you dare tell me it is !

There really should be an intensive course on this subject for all young men ....it would save them a lot of grief !

Anonymous · Answer

9. "Uh huh, sure honey." or, "Yes, dear." Translated: (Means absolutely nothing -- it's a conditioned response.) 10. "It would take too long to explain." Translated: I haven't the foggiest. 11. "I was listening to you. It's just ... I have lots of things on my mind." Translated: Huh? I wasn't listening. 12. "Take a break honey, you're working too hard." Translated: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. 13. "That's interesting, dear." Translated: Oh, are you still talking? 14. "You know how bad my memory is." Translated: I remember the theme song to "F-Troop," the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the license plate numbers of every car I've had. But I have no idea when your birthday is. 15 "I dunno ... I was just thinking about you, and when I saw these roses I just thought you'd like them." Translated: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe. 16. "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Translated: I've severed a limb, but I'll bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt. 17. "I've got my reasons for what I'm doing". Translated: ...and I sure hope I think of some soon. 18. "I can't find it." Translated: It didn't fall into my out-stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless. 19. "What did I do this time?" Translated: What did you catch me at? 20. "I heard you." Translated: I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find that out. 21. "You know I could never love anyone else." Translated: I am used to the way you yell at me, and I realize it could be worse. 22. "You look terrific." Translated: Oh God, please don't try on any more clothes! 23. "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Translated: No human will ever see us alive again.

Wise Heart · Answer

If men will make a dictionary and 100 books to put them all, women will create new indirect words that men will not understand. 

That's life.

Anonymous · Answer

Ahahahaha soo true, i use them all, same with my mother and every female. My Dad just does not get them... he obviously needs to read this!
I think men are more direct and us women give them hints or we expect them to know by what and how we say that what we are actually saying is something different ! lol ..we are confusing

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wow aussie knows it all lool bravo

Anonymous · Answer

loool
but that's not the Truth right?
any way
when my mother says
sakhan lena 3eesh= make the whole dinner
sakhan mayya= make tea for us
enta labes leeh= do not go out tonight
when will u finish work=do not go out after work
ps i love my mother

when a girl tells me
what do u want from me=u have to marry me
i told my mother about u=u have to marry me
how long have we known each other=u have to marry me
did u tell your parents about me=u have to marry me

heso · Answer

Omg, no wonder most females i argue with end up wanting to kill me, starting with my mother !

♥Lovely♥ ♥Diamond♥ · Answer

Here's my favourite:
Wife on a weekday: Are you going to work today?
Meaning, you'd better start thinking seriously of taking a vacation and taking me out OR .......................

Anonymous · Answer

Love the list. (:

Passioن · Answer

Wow. I probably knew half of them. Thanks for the info.

. · Answer

ahahaha LOL.

Men: Do you understand the meanings behind the words that women use?

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