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Should I just go ahead and run over the stupid kids who walk down the middle of the street three abreast?

Did you know that as long as you're going the speed limit, you can gish them and they have NO legal recourse? It's true! Gish gish gish!

Update:

Bob Saget: A person walking IN the street is NOT a pedestrian! They are violating a law and subject to a large fine. ROFL!

Update 2:

Pooh: If you ask them to walk on the sidewalk, they cuss at you and grab their crotches. They do that to Police too...... so GISH GISH GISH!

Update 3:

Ken K - dang do I know you? As usual, some ppl on Answers cannot discern between sarcasm and reality.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lmao go ahead if you want a couple lawsuits or just scare them by pretending that ur gonna hit em or just scream at them lol

  • 1 decade ago

    No no no. What you do is dress out in black with a mask, hide in the bushes somewhere and beat some sense into them with a ball bat, a rusty pipe, or some hot skillets. Have your friends join you :)

    Well, if they're the type of kids that I'm thinking of, then they probably need an a^^whooping. I see too much of that crap here on the coast of MS..

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow harsh. Just ask them to walk on the side.

    I mean choice 1. Ask kids to walk on sidewalk and live peacefully and freely.

    Or 2. Run over kids get life or death penalty because of kids in the street.

    I think it pretty much says it itself.

  • 1 decade ago

    I say no. They're not worth many points, I mean they're just asking to be hit and not moving very fast at all. Now the speed-runners on the sidewalk...they're worth a lot more points, tricky little devils! ;D

    Source(s): *Is not liable if you take this seriously*
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  • yorkie
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    i think you might find that slapping them across the backside with a wing mirror at speed will help.

    it means they do less damage to your car, as the mirror should fold out the way on impact.

    but is enough to let them know they are in the way.

  • bungee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Just drive on the sidewalk soon these kids will be our future national leaders<

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dude, that is just plain wrong... Whenever you come across them, and you get the urge to run them down, just pull over your vehicle, and shoot em' ! It makes me feel better when I do! (Running them down only gets blood on your car and screws up your sheet metal.)

    Source(s): Have fun.
  • ken k
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    you need an anger management session//thats what kids do --and let me tell you when they are in their hi-chair and drop something i spank their little fingers and then bite them on the fingers to teach them a lesson and then i pour carrot juice on their little heads to further teach them a lesson then i start to really get mad and i take their clothes out and burn them in the garbage can and then and then cmon thats what kids do//park your car/look at your watch--wait 5 whole minutes and walla--nobody around/take a break

  • 1 decade ago

    Honk your horn, and if they refuse to move... continue to drive down the street causing them to move unless they want to get run over. But drive slowly of course so that you can hit your breaks if neither decides to move.

  • 1 decade ago

    Not in a lot of states.

    Here in Ohio pedestrians always have right of way.

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