The Day Mr P Niss asked for a raise/ JOKE?

DAY THE PENIS ASKED FOR A RAISE

I Penis, hereby request a raise in

salary for the following reasons:

• I do physical labour.

• I work at great depths.

• I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

• I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

• I work in a damp environment.

• I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

• I work in high temperatures.

• My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and

considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

• You do not work 8 hours straight.

• You fall asleep after brief work periods.

• You do not always follow the orders of

• the management team.

• You do not stay in your designated area

• and are often seen visiting other locations.

• You do not take initiative

• you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

• You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

• You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

• You will retire well before you are 65.

• You are unable to work double shifts.

• You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

• And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

V Gina