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The number twelve goes to a bar(good joke)?

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the barman.

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  • 1 decade ago
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think it was funny...so star for you!

    Here's one for you...

    Number seven now walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

    "Yes Sir! In a second Sir!" states the barman.

    "Why?"

    Ans: Because the barman was sh!t-scared of Number Seven...he had heard that 7, 8(ate) 9!!!.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well the legal age for drinking is 21 so not a good joke

  • 1 decade ago

    Kind of lame, try to be edgy, it's not 1903 anymore.

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    This much.

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  • 1 decade ago

    in this case when i can go to a bar.. i am just 45 only

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha never heard this joke its great lol

    one of the best jokes ive heard lol well today lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I like to go to bars.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol iv heard this joke many times lol its lame but still funny

  • KJ
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Mr pp not all of us the in the USA.

  • 1 decade ago

    As usual a funny one from you.

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