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Do you have a Favorite Quote?

Fun ones too- for instance I just heard one that ...

If a chicken crosses the road its poultry in motion!

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  • Z
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I like this one,

    "Silly boy. You appear to be harboring under the delusion that I'll,

    what's the phrase, come quietly."

  • 1 decade ago

    "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."

    -The Best Of The Best. XD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "This gawd forsaken town smells like otter sh*t."

    -My Grampa

  • 1 decade ago

    Mines not funny. But it is:

    "Footprints in history aren't made sitting down."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yea id love to stay and chat all dsy but your a total *****

  • 1 decade ago

    "Kill my boss? Dare I live the American Dream?" - Homer Simpson

  • 1 decade ago

    Don't count the days, make the days count!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "Smile because it happened, not because it ended."

    Dr. Suez.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I like yours!!!! I'm still laughing!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    SUBWAY EAT FRESH

    Source(s): DONT LISTEN TO RONALD MCDONALD EAT SUBWAY FATTIES
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