Do you have crazy neighbors? Tell me about them !?

theres a fat man that lives directly in front of our house

he just sits there all day in front of his garage

and does nothing but blasts sublime and bob marley

one night he got drunk and high

and kept on falling out of his lawn chair

and the fourth time he fell

when he tried to get back on it

he sat down and broke the chair cuz he was so fat

he was still drunk

and decided 11:00 at night was a good time to ride his moped

so he rode the moped up and down our street

fell off of it

and the moped went flying into his garage and smashed it

Yes as a matter of fact I sure do..... Right next door to me....About 5 or 6 marine couples and a small child. They have been living there for about a month. The house is 2500 sq feet with 1/2 acre land. They have 4 dogs that **** everywhere and hasn't been picked up, everytime I go to my side yard I get to smell it, and the flies, gross. A pool they put up a few weeks ago that is now merky green, and trash everywhere in the front and back yard. The house is lit up all night long every night. They have loud music playing on Friday and Saturday night. They have the nerve to get beyond my locking cable on my trash dumpster and fill my dumpster.... I am getting ready to call the city on these people..... I have a feeling they got kicked out of base housing because of the way they live..... These are people that are supposed to be representing the U.S.A.

I have one neighbor who texts me and asks where I am going every time I leave the house. I am fairly certain all he does is look out the window, because he rarely misses me. And the neighbor at our second home yells at us for driving up our driveway and opening and closing the garage past dark. He once broke a decorative ceramic pelican and put an angry letter inside of the remains threatening to call the cops if we didn't stop "causing mayhem" at night time, meaning driving home in the evening. Apparently our garage is extremely disruptive.

10 year old living in front of us likes to digs holes in the side of the road with his friends using spoons. Apparently they believe they'll eventually get to China.

I am the crazy neighbor.

We just cause a lot of unnecessary scenes for everyone to watch...chasing my hub with a baseball bat screaming then yelling at everyone watching if they want some too_

running over the neighborhood kids toys they leave in my driveway_hey I'm not getting out to move their crap just so I don't break it!

Best one was cutting the head off of a bat in my front yard naked. I found in my bathroom while I was getting ready to get in...yeah priceless entertainment we provide on occasion.

i was dating this boy once who stayed quite regularly and one night i brought one of my boy friends round after a party and my neighbours saw and told my mum that i was cheating on my boyfriend and how its not acceptable.

FREEKS!

My neighbor walks around nude and loves men