You just invented a new God,what do you call Him/Her?

ABBA. Based on the commutative property, 1+2=2+1. Both sides of the equation are balanced and have the same symbology, yet differ in composition. Ultimately, ABBA reaches a middle ground (=) where infinite combinations of equations can be solved. Math is the only universal language, and since both letters and numbers are symbols, both are interchangeable.

For instance, 'Princess Diana' = 'End is a car spin'. Both sides are alphabetically true. Both sides can be replaced with coinciding numerical values. Plus, how did Princess Di die? So we could say, this equation is a universal truth.

More examples:

World Trade Center = Lewd terror act end

United States of America = Its cause: Attain freedom

Princess Diana = Ascend in Paris

Britney Spears live = Lesbian perversity

The United States Government = Don't trust these negative men

Anti-Islamic = Animalistic

Christian values = Real chauvinists

That's nothing compared to this:

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. = I, George W. Bush, an evil Republican fascist, used God to inflict pain on the world, end life, facilitate death, create militant jihad rebels, and to let youths die for nothing.

Welcome to the matrix.

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Dog.

Then she/he/it/they can have a personalised number plate that works in a rear view mirror, a bit like Ecilop.

She/he/it/they (I've yet to decide that bit, I may even decide that my god needs a new personal descriptor such as xyqzxj, which also includes some silent letters, notably k and another k) could be the patron god of dyslexics too.

We could pray by barking and wear a collar around our necks to signify our following of the great god Dog, xyqzxj be his name. Priests would be identified by their docked tails and would be splayed on receiving the sacrament.

On the day of our lord Dog, xyqzxj be his name we would all walk round the park and have to use pooper scoopers whenever we visited the toilet.

Only blessed food from cans would be allowed, or Dog xyqzxj be his name Food. On Holy Days bones and chicken carcasses would be allowed with chocolate biscuits as treats.

Our holy sign would be the lamp post and as true believers we would have to ritually kock our legs on passing one (yes, I do know how to spell cock, it's just that cok is apparently too rude a word to spell correctly, even though in this context it means cock and not cock. Thank you Yahoo Answers for stopping me offending people who can spot a rude word in any context). As this may cause problems when driving, the symbol of the kocked leg on the bumper would be sufficient acknowledgement of Dog xyqzxj be his name as the only true god, although you would as a consequence be expected to kock your leg in Dog's xyqzxj be his name name on entering and leaving any vehicle.

Let me know if you want to join and I'll send you a Dog xyqzxj be his name licence, Don't forget to include a $200 cheque for initial entry to the Church of Dog xyqzxj be his name and 25% tithes for the rest of your natural life, which will be unusually long as 1 earth year is equal to 7 Dog xyqzxj be his name years. As a consqequence you can be expected to live for about 490 years or maybe longer, an added benefit to being a Dog xyqzxj be his name believer and much better than that offered by other faiths And all for the bargain introductory price of $200! How can you pass up this offer!

Walk with Dog xyqzxj be his name and Dog xyqzxj be his name will walk with you.

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Your Question

You have just created a new God,what would be a good name for him/her?

"Alphaandomaga"

Bob the magical drunk driving penguin god of Arabia.

Whatever I want, he's still just going to sit on the shelf and not do anything.