How many scared pee stains can I expect to find on my carpet after the fireworks tonight?

Not counting your own----- one stain per each ka-boom

27

Who knows! They have been doing fireworks in my neighborhood for the past 2 nights....scares my dogs to death

If you wear earplugs, I'll lay 2:1 odds that you don't wet the bed or carpet.

The over/under is 1.5 stink pickles.

I do NOT pee when I'm scared. I just piddle a little.

69 is always the answer

I think it involves the square root of something, perhaps the volume or a polygon or something. I wasn't very good at math.

It's a complicated math formula, but it depends on how many fireworks you hear, and how many beers you've had.

I promise I won't do it again!

I love you too much.

But you better make me some french toast friends. I get lonely, and turn to drinking to solve my problems.

I would say about 5?

Do fireworks scare you?