Funniest line/quote from a movie ???!!?

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." - Airplane

"I know they were just kids but man we beat the fcuk out of them!" - Dogma

"Father: Don't do what they did

Daughter: I'm gonna do it!"

Father: You are? Uh oh someones getting home-schooled" - Knocked Up

"Fight Club"

Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...

Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.

Narrator: Thank you.

Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?

Narrator: What?

Tyler Durden: Being clever.

Narrator: Great.

Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.

[Gets up from airplane seat]

Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the a** or the crotch...?

In the movie, Next Friday, with Ice Cube......his father slipped and fell in some dog poo and it was all over his back, they got into the little truck to go to his uncle's house and he was smelling the poo.....he mentions the smell and his father says, "must be your upper lip"

I'll Be Back - Terminator

"Surely You Can't be Serious" "I am, don't call me Shirley"

John Wayne has the best quotes ever.

"I'll be doing the masterminding around here"

"Get off your horse and drink your milk"

Some others include

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"I know they were just kids...but man we beat the **** out of them!"

the old lady said to the waiter:im having whatever he's having

the old guy said to the waiter: ill have the same thing

Movie: BRUNO

Quote:

" I gave him a traditional African name, OJ!!!!!!"

haha

refering to Oj Simpson

Wow............cobwebs! - Drop Dead Fred

Want anything from the shop?

Cornetto - Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead

The Demented Cartoon Movie:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM INVINCIBLE! I will take over the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh... huh? What the hell are you doing here?"

"ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!"

*nuclear explosion*

Mean girls!! when janice is saying sorry to regina and at the end she goes ''cause i have a big LESBIAN crush on you!! AIHIAIAIAIAH!!'' Lmao makes me pee myself every time :)

paul rudd/forgetting sarah marshall: when life gives you lemons just say **** the lemons and bail lmfao.