What's the words from the Family Guy opening song?

The first response is incorrect.

Lois: It seems today,

That all you see,

Is violence in movies,

and sex on T.V.

Peter: But where are those good old fashion values....

All: On which we used to rely?!

Lucky theres a family guy!

Lucky theres a man who,

positively can do,

all the things that make us...

Stewie: laugh and cry!

All: He's a Fam-ily Guy!

The first answer to this question is wrong. I found the right one though:

Lois:it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv

Peter: but where are those good ol' fasioned values

on which we used to rely

All: lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a man who'll positively can do all the things that make us

Stewie:laugh and cry

All: he's a family guy

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv but where are those good ol' fasioned values on which we used to rely lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry He's a family guy

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What's the words from the Family Guy opening song?

'something' is a family guy, 'something' is a man who...

It seems today that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on tv, but where are those good ol' fashion vaues....on wich we used to rely?!...Lucky heres a family guy...lucky heres a man who positivily can do, all the things that make us, laugh and cry! HE'S..OUR..FAM..ILY..GUUUUUUUUYYYY!!!!!! :P your welcome xD

I always thought Stewie says laugh and cry at the end of the song... but my husband begs to differ...