Wanna hear a funny joke? (:?

You wouldnt understand it

I posted it on here....It's off of a fantastic movie called Pulp Ficiton

There were three tomatoes walking along a street. Mama tomato, Papa tomato and Little Tomato. Little Tomato started to get tired and was slacking off and getting farther farther behind. Papa tomato runs to him, chokes him and says catch up.

Lame and cheesy as hell i know but i still thought it was kinda funny

Not funniest. My wife is such a bad cook, we have the only dustbin in the street with ulcers.

i think it's funny when someone writes above the urinal in the men's room: "don't look here fool, the joke's in your hand"

I've never heard a funny joke. they're all dumb and stupid and dont make any sense

look at my questions, and click on the one about the guy talking to the woman baha

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

I think its about the hole in the barrel, you when at the end he learns its his turn.

I don't know any good ones :(

She's looking for some too. If anyone has any good jokes or something funny please answer: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsJT8...

apparently micheal jackson did not die of heart attack in his home.......................

he died of a stroke in the kids ward.