What is awkward to you?

Haha :) That's cute.

I hate being too close to people. Especially if I'm wearing a skirt or something.

Not awkward at all. I've had some of the most interesting conversations of my life talking to the elderly. They've been through a lot. World Wars, Vietnam, some of them even the Depression. They can tell you about some really cool stuff, you just have to be willing to listen to it all and put up with saying things 2 or 3 times.

Taking a leak at the Oakland Coliseum. Instead of individual urinals they have those old school troths that everybody just pisses into. And unless you wanna see like 20 weenies, you gotta look straight up and hope nobody hoses your feet off for you.

The universe!

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=709129

"Now, my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose. I have read and heard many attempts at a systematic account of it, from materialism and theosophy to the Christian system or that of Kant, and I have always felt that they were much too simple. I suspect that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of, or can be dreamed of, in any philosophy."

--Haldane, John B.S.

Standing in a store check out lane that says 10 items or less and you have 11.

When someone says something but I can't hear them that well and I'm too shy to ask them what they said, so I just laugh. Then I realize that they were asking a question and then I feel awkward that I responded by laughing. o.O

listening to people with really thick accents,asking them to repeat themselves several times,and eventually having just to nod and say 'yes, right mmhmm. '

I have a severe hearing impairment and I really don't like having to ask what some one said over again....I am doing my best to "lip read"♥

Minnie Mouse trying to seduce me at Disney world

For me it's talking to people in general. I'm an Aspie.