Hockey: Who is the greatest homer in all of hockey?

Okay first a Coyotes Homer answer-

Best player in the League?Shane Doan..mmmmmmm Shane Doan-uts....

(using my best Homer Simpson impression)

My team now-Unlike the Flyers,the Maple Leafs haven't won a Cup since Gerald Ford was in Office.

Clearly I'm gonna need to "bolster" my coffee for this one. Wilderness years...come back!

Spurned on by Canada winning both the mens and womens hockey gold medals in Vancouver, the Toronto Maple Leafs brought the Stanley Cup back to Canadian soil for the first time since 1993. Led by Vezina Trophy winner Vesa Toskala (posting a 1.58 GAA), the Leafs (led by Selke Trophy winner Matt Stajan and Norris Trophy winner Luke Schenn) set league records for the fewest goals conceded. While NBC's US ratings dipped 5% over last year's levels, the final between Toronto and Chicago saw CBC set a new record for viewership, with 12.7 million Canadians watching the cup-clinching game.

In the immediate aftermath of the game, there have been at least 20,000 marriage proposals and at least 15,000 males born in the GTA named after various Leafs players.

Leafs will win the Cup in 2010, Brian Burke is a God, Don Cherry for Prime Minister, Luke Schenn will capture the Norris, Toronto's the centre of the hockey universe, Kaberle is worth 2 or 3 star forwards and Leaf fans can kick any other fans' asses (especially Montreal and Ottawa). Also, Michael Jackson wasn't strange.

"Dipsy-Doodle-Dandy" - Max Bentley played for the Chicago Blackhawks, Toronto Maple Leafs, and New York Rangers in the 40s and 50s. "The Pumper Nicholl Kid" - Bernie Nicholls played for the Los Angeles Kings, New York Rangers, Edmonton Oilers, New Jersey Devils, Chicago Blackhawks and San Jose Sharks during the 80s & 90s..

My parents got all of the trading cards of the Penguins' Stanley Cup championship team in 1991, and I have all of them taped to my wall.

I have an autographed Sidney Crosby picture (if I told you how I got it, I'd have to kill you.)

I have all of the newspapers from this year's Stanley Cup run, and all of the Sports Illustrated magazines that celebrate the Pens' win.

I have more than ten Penguins t-shirts in my closet, and I'm not stopping anytime soon. I'm saving up for a jersey.

When the Penguins won the Stanley Cup, I bawled tears of joy then ran outside and started screaming at the top of my lungs, waving the towel I got at a playoff game against the Flyers.

I'm seriously considering getting a Penguins tattoo.

Jordan Staal makes Alex Ovechkin look like Patrick Stefan

John Curry is going to put Marty Brodeur to shame once he gets called up

Sidney Crosby's leadership makes Steve Yzerman look like George W. Bush

Dan Bylsma makes Al Arbour look like an amateur

Everybody knows the Isles are going to the Cup Finals! Tavares is gonna score 50 goals and stomp on Pronger's skate when Pronger tries to elbow him in the face. He'll only get 2-3 games since he's a first time offender. Wooooooooooooo. Sweep the Rags in the first round, then face the Pens. Easy win as the Pens have NEVER beaten the Isles in a playoff series, even when being able to clinch in less than 7 games. Yeahhhhhhh Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. D.P. gets out of his wheelchair and wins 50 games AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You know it. Hand Vancouver another 4-0 sweep in the Finals. Another Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Look Boss, de plane, de plane"

We now return you to our regularly scheduled bottom 5 finish............

PS- Hawks haven't won the Cup since I was born.MWAHHHHHHHHH

Unlike the Colorado Avalanche, the Detroit Red Wings goalies can win in a fight!

Scott: Of course, because the Pens fans were cheering on the Wings when they lifted the Cup. And Crosby was the was one who didn't shake hands, so I don't see how your answer makes any sense at all.

Unlike Scott, NHL fans have an IQ over 10

Unlike the Devils,the Rangers are in a major city...

Everyone knows the Rangers have the BEST Power Play in the WORLD!!! And the The rangers will win the next 18 cups...

Montreal Canadiens.