Uhm, why are you swinging from my dining room chandelier?

Of all the unmitigated audacity.

I received a hand-made, engraved, doiley-edged personal invitation to one of your legendary exclusive Chandelier Parties ... and now you act as though you have no idea what is going on.

Where's the fine food and delicious beverages? Where are the cushy pillows to land upon when flinging yourself backwards off a unstable pendulous object!? Where are the crack team of medical professionals ready to relocate someones shoulder?! Where are the cookies shaped like tiny swinging chandeliers?

Actually, I was trying to get a better VIEW! Butt, then again, I like to 'monkey around' !

The one in the "hall" is for 'point-to-point' transportation! (That's why it 'swings' so good!) Usually, not as much goes ON in the 'hall', as in the 'OTHER' room! "I" just sort of 'SWING' from the 'DINING ROOM', to the 'hall', and then to the 'OTHER' room, waiting for the appropriate TIME to DROP-IN!

Then again, maybe "I" have it wrong! Which one IS the 'DINING ROOM'? When would you like to have me 'DROP-IN' for a 'bite'?

Because, ugh I should even have to explain this. If you look closely, this one has more places to get a good grip, I like to go all out on my swinging.

too big of a line for the one in the hall

Meh, he's just like that sometimes...Damn, why couldn't I be the evil one? Poll: Super-soaker blast

Cus, I already broke the one in your living room... tee hee hee

and the hallway smells like merange, or peppermint pizza crackers, or something. What have you done???

Lol, I need the exercise to get Michelle Obama's arms!

You know, Sue, I'm not exactly sure.

All I can say is it made perfect sense to me just a minute ago.......

Somebody spiked the punch...

ME Tarzan *points to me*

You Jane *points to you*

Revenginator Bonzo *points to him*