What do YOU think will happen when pigs fly?

fwahahahahahaa!!! funny.LMAO. perhaps when HELL FREEZES OVER .....then pigs will actually fly... and what will happen is... half of the ppl will go insane with amazement and half of us will ...er... go brain dead..lol..:]] oh,randomness..

i used to say when i am in my maths class which is spectacularly booooring.. (i used to enter to my class and say "oh, hello to the wonderful world of mass boredom..my teacher hate us..she shouldnt b a teacher..she hates girls.lol) anyway...yeah.. i used to say... 'if this lesson doesnt end soon, i would b forced to jump out nd throw myself out of the window to see if i can fly for my own amusement... it would b better to see pigs flying than maths.." then my teacher shouted at me once "yeah, when hell freezes over!!!, u strange child!" well she doesnt exactly say 'u strange child'....

ughh.. my story might not make sense.. oh well..:]]

Well, i'd base it on our countries present situation.

There will never be corrupt official.

No racial discrimination ever.

Philippine's education system, the country's military forces, finding a solution to poverty and improving health services will be the top priority of the government.

No celebrity would dare run again for a senatorial/presidential position.

We won't ever see street beggars on the street pestering us for coins.

Filipinos would no longer go to abroad.

And there would be WORLD PEACE!

Of course, all of this will happen WHEN PIGS FLY.

Their wings will be cut and they will still be breaded in farms... poor chicken tried to fly a while a ago too

Lets see.....

*Politicians would never be corrupt again.

*Elections would not be rigged.

*People would elect honest intelligent politicians instead of celebrities!

*Philippines wins an Olympic Gold medal

*The L.A. Clippers win an NBA championship!!!!!!!!

Pigs are earthbound animals. Unlike birds they can't fly nor can they sprout wings to have the ability to fly.

When you say "when pigs fly", it's like saying something is impossible or that a certain event that you are waiting for will never come to pass.

There is a similarity in the Filipino Tagalog metaphor that says:

1) Kung maputi na ang uwak. (When the crow turns white)

* Crows are black in color

But Swine flew.

we'll need bigger car wipers that's for sure! And windshield cleaners capable of sanitizing hazardous materials or HAZMATS

Uulan ng poops! Alleluiah! Ang nga tao wouldn't come out of their bahays anymore.

It's swine flu+ bird flu.

Wow, CHOCO, sige sunog kilay..Accountancy ka, right? galeyng!...PATURO NAMAN! hehe.

so you gonna go public or private?

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Ahh ok ..see, wala talaga ko alam!

Best of luck!!!

Splat!

Instant pork sausage.

(Arroyo learned to fly?)