Do you ever feed yourself grapes off of the vine so you can feel like a fancypants?

I haven't done that since I was hitch hiking around the country and spent some time camping in a vineyard in CA. Good times.

I mean I eat grapes a lot, like from a store, but that was the last time I had any that were still growing, If you know what I mean.

I felt like a vagabond, a gypsy, and it was great.

Not exactly. But sometimes I go dine in fancy restaurants an order exotic, delicate and expensive dishes to feel like a fancypants.

...and satisfying my fancypants tastebuds. :P

Of course. I live in the biggest winegrowing county in the USA, beautiful Sonoma, and I AM a fancypants, thank-you.

Star for a starlet...

Why would you want to feel like a fancypants? I thought you hated pants?

So you wear pants to eat grapes but not banana splits?

I really feel like I'm getting to know you this week.

I did that last night! And do you know what? I placed the grapes in a berry colander before I did it! It was the ultimate fancy experience.

1) I don't have grapes, nor a grape vine

2)what does this have to do with me corrupting you on a Thursday night?

Yes. And when I start getting too high and mighty I eat dandelions right from my lawn to knock myself down a peg or two.

no, i make people feed me grapes while others fan me

is there any other way to eat grapes.