If you had to form your own cult (for discussion's sake), what would it be based on?

Sith.

Worship of Prometheus' phallus.

Nah, I'd probably be a lame-o and force everybody to listen to good hip-hop for 17 hours of the day.

Well I'd like to be Zeus and my brother can be Hades, our parents were Chronus & Rhea who were sent back to earth in the 1950s by Khaos to bring back me and my brother Zeus & Hades.

So basically what we would do is convince a lot and I mean a lot of very pretty rich young ladies that we're gods. We would fleece them for money. Set ourselves up in some plush joint around Athens, nice weather. And spend all day partying and making little gods.

Then when Ive taken so many drugs that Ive gone completely insane, I'll probably order all my followers to jump in the sea because my lost brother Poseidon is going to ferry us off to my bros Kingdom of Hades for enternal partying.

Video GAmes - Especially Half Life 2

I would base my religion on the tenet that all religions in their simplest forms are saying the same thing. Also i would base a religion/cult on the thoughts of St. Thomas Aquinas. If you wish to find God, all you have to do is look for him, he is everywhere. You don't have to go to a church to connect with the almighty.

Seek and you shall find me, lift a stone and I am there.

Catch 22.

The worship of the

Here & Now

Reality

Worship of my phallus

Isn't that what all cults devolve into? Worship of the founders phallus?

Hail candy. Just like hinduism- lots of different deities- chocolate is the most powerful, followed by the sours, gum, cotton candy, hard candies, caramels and those cool japanese candies. :)

My cult would basically to follow Matthew Lesko unconditionally and his teachings about getting free money!

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Lesko)