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What did you learn in church this morning?

I didn't go. I hope there isn't a test.

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  • BJgirl
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    what is this place,you call church?

    <<havent been in years....*heathen*

    I shoulda read Sachas answer first...

  • 1 decade ago

    I learned some characteristics about the devil. In 8 years of going to church this is the first time we've ever really gone into any detail like this.

  • 1 decade ago

    That if you are in church instead of work and someone catches you, you have to go to work.

  • 1 decade ago

    He talked about teaching other people Gods word

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't know, i phase out after The Lord's Prayer, you should try asking my grandma! She probably took notes.

  • papaw
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I learned, anew, that Jesus is still Lord, whether you believe it or nor or whether you attend church or not, or whether you mock Him or not

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What's CHURCH?

  • Abby
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I went today!!!!! The Pastor talked about coming through your trials on top!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I didn't go today. I still have a huge purple hicky on me neck.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Pick up the bible..and put down the brew.lol

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