garage salevey: sell or keep the Ouija board?

You can sell it.

I've got a spare in my closet we can share.

Just ... don't turn your back on it. Or let it have any sharp objects. Or near any pets.

If you've HAD it long enough to THINK about 'parting' with it...

You PROBABLY should KEEP it!

You can ALWAYS bring it OUT at Halloween, and ASK "IT"!!!

I can SEE it all now! ARMED with an intimidating ARRAY of weapons, ALL poised to STRIKE, at the LEAST 'HINT' of a 'WRONG-ANSWER!'...

The 'board is 'set-up' and the question is POSED! :

"Should I SELL 'you', or NOT?"

And the 'board' replies: "How much 'Fire-Power' do you REALLY have???"

(Sort of like one of those "ARNIE" movies... you know... YOU can't KILL me!)

HHMMmm...

Start with the FLAME-THROWER! If you can't DESTROY it, WHY 'scatter it around' with a grenade?

KEEP it! Put it OUT on a coffee-table, or something, where EVERYONE can SEE it! And put a sign there saying "DO NOT TOUCH!" Then, you can either 'PLAY' with them... OR... BLAME it on THEM when they DO touch it!!!

WIN! WIN!

And, as long as YOU control the 'grenade launcher', YOU will have 'second-strike' capability! (Course, I don't know what the 'board' might SAY, if you make it's LIFE depend on 'someone ELSE', instead of YOU!)

GOOD LUCK!

Don't ever sell the Ouija Board...it will come back to haunt you.

Give it to me, blast it! Don't sell it but hands it over....

There ya go. Zorak will now raise the spirit of Billy Mays.....

"KA-BOOM!! Got a tough stain? Hi, I'm Billy Mays.."

Agghhh......wut da Hell wuz I thinkin'???? Here..take your blasted Ouija board back and good luck with that.

i would consult the ouija board as to whether or not you should sell it..

keep it, mess with people who believe in it

Give it to me. :)

Edit: But actually, keep it.

Only the spirits know....... Ask them.

LETS BURN IT AND LISTEN TO THE DEMONS SCREAM

LOL

keep it