Do you think this one is kinda cute?

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A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.
A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog’s testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband’s testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps very soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over.
He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog’s testicles.
He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:
“Boy, don’t remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!”

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

haha yeah i like it a lot :)

Anonymous · Answer

ive heard a song like that
the scotsman
by bryan bowers

well a scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair,
and one could tell, by how he looked that he drunk more than his share
he fumbled round the tilly, couldnt no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
ring ding diddle liddle a di o, ring da diddly i o,
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

about that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
and one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
see yon sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome built
i wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt
ring ding diddle liddle a di o, ring da diddly i o,
i wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt

they crept up on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be
lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there, before for them to view beneath his scottish skirt
was nothing more than god had graced him with upon his birth
ring ding diddle liddle a di o, ring da diddly i o,
was nothing more than god had graced him with upon his birth

they marveled for a moment and then one said we must be gone
lets leave a present for our friend, before we move along
as a girt they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
around the bonnies star the scots kilt did lift and show
ring ding diddle liddle a di o, ring da diddly i o,
around the bonnies star the scots kilt did lift and show

now the scotsman woke to natures call and stumbled towards a tree
behind the bush he lift his kilt, and god say what he sees
and in a startled voice he says to whats before his eyes
well lad i dont know where youve been but i see you won first prize
ring ding diddle liddle a di o, ring da diddly i o,
well lad i dont know where youve been but i see you won first prize



wow, this song was on youtube?
i didnt have to type all this?!?!

sfctranspo · Answer

Good One, reminds me of an old song. Check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAsraTQxmMg

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Do you think this one is kinda cute?

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