Clarkson for Prime Minister - You with me?

He has some awesome foreign policy - everyone's a bastard!

Only if Clarkson makes a firm promise (a commitment) to scrap the 70mph speed limit on our motor ways.

I want the outside lane to be 100mph minimum speed.

In other words, if you cannot do the tun plus, keep left etc.

. . .in yer dreams. . .still, you can do it at night.

'Yes Prime Minister' and I signed the petition but Gordon threw it out.

Yes!

Also Joanna Lumly!

Yes Prime Minister!!!!!!

Now wouldnt PM's question time be fun eh?

His reply would be bo****ks to most everything the opposition had to say I suspect.

He gets my vote!!

YES PRIME MINISTER!

Lets face it, he couldn't be anymore useless than Gordon Brown . . .

And all not in favour say not in a million bloody years.

Brown's not exactly brilliant and never really has been, but Clarkson is no more qualified for the job than I am. That and the fact that he's a self opinionated and pompous git who needs swearing to emphasise his point suggests he'd be more suited to what he already does; journalism and television.

Yes Prime Minister

....BUTTTTT

only, if, he, makes, everything, work, faster!! <<(best read in a clarkson voice)

I think Clarkson's hilarious, but I don't want him in charge of the country.

yes prime minister

No. He's car-obsessed to the point of tedium. This country and its landscape isn't suited to car-crammed roads and congestion. Railways are far better and suited to its landscape. We invented the damn things but have disregarded them in favour of a piece of metal on wheels which leads to the atomization of society.