They say horizontal stripes make you look fat. What if you're already fat & still wear them????????????????

then you look like you should be flying over a city with a message floating behind you.

Makes you look fatter?

I don't think they make you look fat though

Then you have become comfortable in your own skin & you're sending the message to the world "f**k the fashion police, I like this shirt & by golly - I"M WEARIN' THIS SHIRT!!". 'Nuff said. ;~)

<----- NOT a fashionista

who cares if you are already fat then just wear them

You look like one of Jerry's kids.

Then they make you look even fatter than you are.

Then we look like giant beach balls.

*rolls away crying*

You look even fatter.

Zebra.

No one will be the wiser.