If Jesus appeared on Oprah, would he jump up and down on the couch proclaiming his love for everybody?

Only if he's paid thousands of dollars for auditing sessions to have his body cleared of Thetans. Otherwise, I guess he'd just sit there and have a calm conversation about it like a normal human being.

I doubt it. He would proclaim his love, but I think he'd be more zen than to jump and down on the couch. But it would be highly entertaining and the biggest story around if he did. And maybe people would stop scrutinizing Michael Jackson's death enough to potentially extinguish the press. Just a thought...

I don't even think Jesus could hold a candle to Tom Cruise. That guy is beyond a nutcase.

Jesus would say the perfect answers. He would give people an option to love him, he would tell us that He is the truth and the only way. He wouldnt just jump up and down, but hell die for us.

I picture Jesus being a bit more dignified. I don't know if he would choose the Oprah show or not.

Jesus wouldn't appear on Oprah. God cannot be in the presence of sin.

I want to know if wardrobe would dress him and do his makeup or if he'd come out in that tacky loincloth and that dated crown of thorns. Oh and that bloody palm thing is so passe. Loin cloths are soooo like 2000 years ago!

See if i'm able to charge extra for my merchandising areas after this stupid stunt gets those suckers gazing my instruct gossiping and getting their acquaintances to observe extra. Get those rankings up! $$$$$$$$$

that was pretty out there for someone who should have 24/7 control over his life.

I don't think Jesus would make such a fool of himself.