Any good Libra stories anyone?

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Does anyone have any good Libra stories, fiction or non-fiction??

Some how, some where, I took a wrong turn in life, and ended up on a dead end street. Stuck with a bunch of Libra's around me.  I can only imagine what turn or exit I missed, to get on the freeway of life with all the other signs.

  I take my chances, I keep driving away from these creeps, and......... Again! Again! and AGAIN! Another dead end street with a bunch of Libra's. No matter how far I drive, no matter where I go, I run into another dead end street with a bunch of Libra's. 

I buy a GPS at the local Libramart, and only to find it has no direction what so ever. I'm frustrated and hungry, so I pull into a McLibra.  I order the number one combo, and some how the cashier talks for thirty minutes, about how I should get the number two combo.  So I order the number two combo, and the cashier says, "You know maybe the number one combo was a good idea." 

Two point five seconds after he said that, a beautiful Libra girl enters McLibra, all the male workers there come up front, and start flirting.  Some how the cashier in front of me, is now in front of her trying to bribe her on a date, with free food from McLibra. "Ehhh, time to go.." I said.

As I drive down Libra Lane, I learned not to stop at any stop lights or stop signs.  The minute your car goes in to a full hault.  The prostitutes on the corners would barage your car, like a bunch army ants looking for food.

 It was getting dark, and I needed a place to stay.  Finally I spot a Libra Inn, a few blocks down the road. I pull in, put the car to rest, and walked to the front desk.  There was a very feminine man working up front, and moved in a very girlish way.  I asked him if he had any one bedrooms avaiable. He said, "Hummmm...let me check." He moved slower than anything I've seen before, and it took him a very long time to just grab and open his book.  "AHHhh!" he said.. "That just tired me out, that book was heavy."  I began pacing around the lobby, trying not to kill this idiot.  

"I have two rooms." he said, with a hint of rainbow in his voice. "I'll take one of the rooms." I said. He replied "We'll which one?" I said "The one on the top." He replied "Humm, you might not like it....." and started to yap away.  I said "I'll take it." He replied "You know...... why don't you take the other one, it seems like it will suit you better."  I gave him the money, and took the keys. "I'm happy with this one" I said. He leaned over and smiled, and said "I'm just trying to make you happy," and hugged me. I walk as quickly as possible, as fast as my legs could go, before this man started getting to get too friendly.

I drove around the next morning, afternoon, part of the night. Did the same thing till the very day I wrote this.  Same thing over, and over, and over....Every road I take, is to a dead end street, with a bunch of Libra's. Every single night at Libra Inn, the man at the front desk tries to be a mother, girlfriend, and housewife to me.  Every single nigh! He comes to my room with milk and cookies.  EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! I wonder how am I stuck in this world. EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!!!!!! I ask why can't I ever get out OF THIS LIBRA NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!

Ta-da! · Accepted Answer

Oh, is that all? Just try to get into a serious relationship with one of them. They'll either exile you or their heads will swell from the idea that someone likes them that much that you can just hitch a basket under them and ride one of 'em out of there like Dorothy in Oz.

I give you this warning: The other 11 lands can be quite treacherous as well.

Here's a mean one:

Once I was walking alone in a field. I was on my way to get something, never mind what it was specifically, but it was important. On my way I bumped into this man. He was a bit taller than average, a bit on the skinny side and plucked and pruned to someone's perfection. He was a true "pretty boy" and all of his clothes looked brand new, all the most expensive designer labels. As I began talking to him he had peculiar way of speaking, a certain pompousness and snobbery in his tone, like he thought himself some sort of dignitary or as belonging to some high social class; He was condescending, but I didn't really mind (yet anyway). There was no doubt in my mind: He was a Libra.

We began talking, but it was impossible! Every other thing he said was implied, he wouldn't come right out and say anything! Why, I think the b@stard even gave me a few subtle insults (I was glad to return the favor). From time to time he would rant over something he thought was unfair, I respected this about him, but he would look me over in a weird way, like he was criticizing me in his mind, perhaps trying to figure out how much money I was worth or if I was a physical threat to him (wondering what he could get away with I guess without fear or retaliation). He was friendly, aloof and a bit stuffy all at once. He was plastic -- just like it: a bit Cold (of heart), hard, in how difficult it was to make heads or tales of him, and shiny, with him new clothes, his manicured fingers and everything else about him that was an obvious cry for attention and a mate like a peacock with OCD and ADD. I must say he seemed a bit phony, he was always trying to use big words and make himself seem smarter than he obviously was (this, and the rest of his demeanor was all pretty ironic to me).

Finally, as I began to reach the end of my rope with this person, or perhaps he was with me, it's hard to say, I asked him if he could help me on my quest. Instead he kept giving me word salad! A bunch of words that seemed like an answer, but wasn't. No matter how hard or how subtly I tried to press him for an answer I couldn't get one. Then he started giving me this option and that option, not sure in the least which was best. Eventually I hurriedly thanked him and ran off. I ran until I couldn't run anymore, leaned over to catch my breath and SCREAMED with frustration of having met such a thoroughly useless person! ...And, shaking my head, kept right on my trek. The end!

Anonymous · Answer

Any mother willing to keep you at 18 by herself is a bleassing! Most girl won't because they only start to have real fun.. Party and etc at that timme plus Its hard being pregnant and at school and working at not the best job. Your mom kinda remind me of me, am 7months preggo and 19, I worked still and go to school(thank god the semester gonna be over)! So this actually motivates me because am going through basically the same thing woww except I dunno how things will be after the pregnancy, plus my mom and she's a cancer "the mother of horoscope" wanted me to get an abortion too so did the father of my child(capricorn).. Its a lot of stress to go through. I think everyone no matter what sign their mother is, should appreciate them for at least bringing u to this world. Am an aries and I know I will be the best I can for my son! (He's gonna be an aquirarius!)

Anonymous · Answer

LOLOLOLOLOL

You sound like one pissed off guy.

What's your zodiac btw?
Pisces sun here and here's my Libra story:

My Ex-best friend from high school is Libra.
Self-centred, selfish, confused and can't mind her own business.

Five days before her engagement she drove herself crazy whether she was making the right decision about getting married to this guy.

She has kept me waiting at restaurants for up to 2 Hours, and then when I get wild she says "why are you so worked up?" 
She would call me only when she was bored and her boyfriend wasn't around.

She is soooo lazy she just sits at home the WHOLE day, watching the telly.

But the worst is she cant mind her freaking business.
She always wants to know about my love life etc.
The nosy B.

thanks for giving me the chance to vent.

me=pisces sun.

Panda Bear · Answer

LMFAO i must say for a libra hater you wrote a pretty damn good story.
It makes me wonder... 


You must have some LIBRA in you? ^_^ 
This is why you attract soo many to you eh

Hulagirl · Answer

lol you sure are creative. :) I'm too lazy to give you a story but ill check back for more.

hell I might even write one later in an edit! :P

GTG4Now · Answer

LOL - I get it!!
My mom is a Libra and she drives me nuts like that! LOL

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷNessa❤ · Answer

my brother is a libra.....and ima scorpio *sigh*
i have to suffer while he gets all the attention. his the mama's boy.
hes the sweet one. hes the one every1 likes..
and im just the older sister.
im totally the opposit of him. im brave and powerful. hes a scardy cat.
i cant stand his weakness!
he wears socks when its 105 degrees!
im a dady's girl...and hes a mama's boy... 
*shakes head* how can i stand him? how do i treat him??

Anonymous · Answer

HAHAHAHA......This story was hilarious. So why don't you just kill yourself already PRICK!!!!!! SO you can get out of this horrible nightmare.

Anonymous · Answer

this is too funny lmfao!

Sandora · Answer

ahahahahaha sorry can't beat this one .

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