I need help finding a specific dog?

Get a Vanilladoodle - I had one and it was sooooooo cute and sooooo sweet and soooo much fun! I had all kinds of cute outfits for it too. And if you bread it with a chocolate lab, you'll have a chocolateandvanillaswirldoodle!!!

Tape a photo of a cute white dog to a Roomba vacuum. You won't need to breed the dog to recover the cost of the photo, but if you do, this dog can immediately be taken to a color copier and be bred as often as you'd like. The photo won't shed, you can set it on the couch, it won't poop, and it'll do your vacuuming for you. Also you can get a self cleaning litter box and put a different dog picture on it, then you can have two dogs. No need to train the photo.

If any of your other pets don't get along with the photos ... well, change the photos out until you find one all your other pets are okay with.

You didn't say the dog had to be snuggly - if so, you'll need to spend a little more money to get a stuffed animal instead ... and I don't recommend breeding the stuffed animal at the copy place.

Ok, let me bring you back to reality....such a realist I am.

1. Dogs that are already potty trained at birth are sharp/shy and should be put down.

2. Dogs that don't shed are poorly bred and should be put down.

3. White dogs should be put down.

4. If a dog picks up his own poop, he's clearly suffering from OCD and should be put down...immediately if not sooner.

5. Mutts should be put down.

6. Any dog bred AFTER 6 months of age should be put down.

7. Very energetic dogs shold be put down.

8. Expensive dogs, as with cheap dogs, should be put down.

9. Clothing gets in the way of the asspoundin and should definately be put down.

10. Defective dogs should be put down.

If I were you, I'd seriously think about an asspoundinhund....they're great dogs. Very still. Hope I've helped.

Corgi's are great dogs, but I would avoid that bloodline...do you want to risk going through that some heart break all over again?

Well, I had a breed in mind, but the one I'm thinking of can't vacuum. I blame it on the stupid breeders and their lack of ability to breed anything useful.

Clearly, I know nothing about dogs, so I guess I just can't help you.

lol amerez.

What about doodle at the end of its name? No dog is a good dog usless it has a designer dog name!

Jsst liek my uberly kute Miniteacupmicro Scarmationwielerdoodle.

She is....jsst so well bread! I only have to take her in for haelth problems everytwo munths! So wurht the 1000 i spend on hur.

I need help finding a specific dog?

OK, so heres the deal. I am in the market for a new dog, but it needs to fit very specific criteria.

1. Must be born already potty trained. NO EXCEPTIONS! Impossible-Takes months to train a PUPPY. Get an adult that already housetrainned

2. Cannot shed, or have a coat that requires me to brush, or expend any effort on maintaining. FACT low shedding dogs have thick coats that need consistently brushing. only 4 shorthair dogs that don't shed much exsist. But fact is there still dogs and still shed dander

3. Must be white, little, and stay cute forever. Dogs don't stay cute forever unless its a soft toy!

4. Prefer that the dog never poops, but will settle for a breed that picks up its own poop. Does exsist

5. I would prefer a mixed breed since everyone knows that pure bred dogs from health tested parents are sickly and unpredictable. Big myths.

5A. The hybrid vigor must be high because I need this dog to do my vacuuming, and scoop out the litterbox daily. Robot dog maybe?

6. The dog cannot have high energy, or require any exercise outside of the home. Preferably, the dog will never leave my couch since crating is cruel and I don't believe in keeping a puppy safe from dangerous things in my yard or in my house. All breeds of dogs have to be walked

7. I need a breed that is ready to breed by 6 months of age so that I can get my money back on the purchase price. No way possible, as you can't breed until 2years for there health and safety of the dog

8. I can only spend $50 and refuse to go to a shelter because I have already rescued 400 dogs and have done my part to care about overpopulation. Besides, shelters fix their dogs so I can't breed. (See #7) So please find me a website, pet store or mutt breeder who will sell me a dog for less than $50. Not possible

9. Must fit into cute clothes, and my uber stylish purse.

10. Last but not least, if at any point in its life should the dog not live up to these expectations I will get rid of it since it is clearly defective. Dogs are NOT dispossible!

NO DOGS EXSIST! Obviously a JOKE!

Hi

Have a kuzin that razes em. Thinkin ther kalled albinodoodles. Hes usually got em at the walmarts parkin lot. iffin ya hurry, ya might still gits one.

Best of luck,

Rebel

You forgot to add

"hypoallergenic", because every household seems to have someone who is allergic to dogs

doesnt need vet care

good with kids and other pets, and requires no training to get that

requires NO training at all

Is this a mock on all the kinds of questions that get passed through here daily??

If so... funny!!!