If The Rock were to return to WWE.....?

It would be great if he feuded with Randy Orton and was the guest host for RAW. Here's how it would go down:

(Randy Orton goes to the ring with the WWE title on his shoulder without Ted DiBiase or Cody Rhodes. He starts talking about how he's beaten everyone there is to beat and how he's better than everyone else.)

(Then, The Rock's music hits and he comes out to a big pop from the audience)

Rock: Finally, The Rock has come back to (whatever city they are in).

Now The Rock came back for one reason, and that is to tell you that he is sick and tired of you running your mouth and hiding behind those 2 Abercrombie & Fitch models you call the Legacy. Now The Rock has been away for a while doing movies, so The Rock says this. Who in the blue hell are those 2 popcorn farts?

Orton: Their names are...

Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEIR NAMES ARE!!!!

Orton: Rock, didn't you die like 5 years ago? Nobody gives a damn about you anymore. They don't give a damn about your movies, and they don't give a damn about you.

Rock: You must have it all wrong. Nobody gives a damn about you! Hell, The Rock can hear about 99% of the people booing you every time you speak. The Rock has been away for a while, but he still has the millions and millions chanting his name.

(crowd chants "Rocky")

Orton: Shut up! Everybody shut up!

("Rocky" chants continue)

Rock: And your theme song says you have voices in your head, is that right? Well The Rock has voices in his head, too. And those voices are telling The Rock to come down there and lay the smackdown on your oiled-up monkey ***! IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE.....

Orton: Oh shut up! Nobody wants to hear those old outdated catchphrases anymore. Don't you think these people are tired of your stupid catchphrases already?

Rock: You dare interrupt the great one? How dare you interrupt The Rock! You don't ever....AND THE ROCK MEANS EVER, interrupt the people's champ!

Orton: You call yourself a champion? When was the last time you won a title?

Rock: Maybe you didn't hear The Rock clearly. The Rock knows you're the WWE champ, but what The Rock said was that he was the people's champ.

Orton: If you know what's good for you, you will leave right now and never come back, because if you don't, I will kick you in the skull and end your career for good!

Rock: The Rock is getting pretty damn tired of you running your mouth, so he says this. KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! If one more word slips out of your mouth, The Rock is gonna take his boot, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ***!!!

Orton: I am the WWE champion and I deserve some respect!

Rock: The hell you do!

(The Rock drops the mic and heads for the ring, but Legacy come out through the crowd and attack him. They throw him in the ring, then Orton and the rest of Legacy mug him. Orton prepares to hit the RKO on The Rock, but D-X come out and attack Legacy. Then The Rock recovers and helps D-X.)

Rock: Now that that's out of the way, The Rock says you 3 jackasses are gonna have a match tonight. It's gonna be the Legacy vs. D-X and yours truly, The Rock. IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!

HBK: And if you're not down with that, we got 2 words for ya!

(crowd says "Suck it!")

Match: D-X and The Rock def. Legacy

(D-X and Rock win when they knock both Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase out of the ring, HBK gives Orton the Sweet Chin Music, HHH pedigrees him while he's still stunned, then The Rock does the people's elbow on Orton and pins him for the 1-2-3.)

What do ya think?