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Amir
Lv 6
Amir asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

Persian "physio-politicians"! Please solve this problem for me, would you?

How many kilo calories of energy are needed for a man to "crush the heads" of 60 million people "to the ceiling", if:

his height (H a-n) = 160 cm

his weight (W a-n) = 60 kg

the average height of the nation (H avg) = 170 cm

the average weight of the nation (W avg) = 70 kg

height of the ceiling (D0) = 300 cm ==> distance (D avg) = D0 - H avg = 130 cm.

The Noble Prize is awaiting for you if you solve it!!! ;)

(A-N chand ruz pish goft mikhad sare mokhalef hash ro be saghf bekube, mikham bebinam cheghadr energy mitune sarfe in kar kone!)

Update:

Oops! I did it again!!! That's "The Nobel Prize"!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1) 28 tons of prevarication and lies

    2) 30 tons dastmal yazdi to be sent to Russia

    3) a huge troop scoots to Iraq

    4) deteriorate the relation between Hamas and Fath by persuading Hamas to attack, stating something like"Fath said you guys are so bi tarbiat"

    5) murder more than half of the population of Iran

    6) 89 additional "Heleye Noor"

    7) and adopt the title of "Shahid while being alive" Shahid Ahmad Mahmoodigoshad"

  • Majid
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    man fekr mikonam morteza dorost mige . vali ye nokteyi ke hast ine ke A-N bara hameye in 60 million Mokhalef kafiye . chon karshenasi arshade , va hichki am andazeye un nemifahme ! hatman hesabe unjasham karde dige !

  • 1 decade ago

    احیانا اینو باید از کابینه دانشمند دولت پرسید چون با حضور دانشمندایی مثل زاهدی و محرابیان و صدالبته مهمتر از همه دکتر کردان حتما پیش بینی های لازم به عمل اومده که همچین حرفی زده شده.

  • Aras
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Benahyat

    Infinite

    :)

    Or atleast 600000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It depends on the method he's going to prepare the potato

    -mashed potato

    -oven roasted potato

    -boiled old potato

    (peeled or unpeeled)

    (enriched potato or normal potato)

    etc etc

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Since when do khaso khashak have head???

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