A man dies and meets St Peter at the gates of Heaven?

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A paranoid man who lived in a high rise apartment, was certain that his wife was cheating on him, so he decided to bust her. He hid across the street until he saw a man that he didn't recognize walking into the apartment building wearing a sly grin and carrying a huge bouquet of flowers. He waited about fifteen minutes and then he busted into his apartment. He pushed his wife aside and began to search the place frantically. He looked everywhere, and just as he was about to give up apologize to his wife - he remembered the balcony and he stormed out there, but there was no man hiding there, so he looked down below. There stood a wide-eyed guilty looking man - the same one who had the flowers! Quickly the man ran and picked up his refrigerator and threw it down on the man.

A man met St. Peter at the gate, and St. Peter said, "Before I allow you in, you must first tell me how you got here." The man explained, "I went to take my granny some flowers for her birthday and this guy threw this fridge down on me on my way out!"

"Okay," St. Peter said, "you may enter."

The next guy came up, and St. Peter asked him the same question. The guy said, "You won't believe this, but I was hiding in this refrigerator and..."

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her withhim. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator ..."

Funny

Funny.

Good 1!!

Haha!

LMAO! Couldn't stop laughing when I first heard it =)

here is a star!

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lmaooooooooooo

very good

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heard it before but still a good joke