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ponk43
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ponk43 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

If I could choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    If we turn blue when being choked it would turn white.

    BURN.

  • T H
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    a smurf would turn, whatever color a smurf would turn, if you could choke a smurf in turn.

    Source(s): get it, woodchuck ???
  • !
    1 decade ago

    what were you doing to or for the smurf when you started choking

  • big_empty
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    dark purple

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  • Wise Ol' Elf
    1 decade ago

    no colour change.

    it would just pass out.

  • bob the freggin builder
    1 decade ago

    shut up your not jeff dunham so find your own joke...

  • shell
    1 decade ago

    it would turn pink and then purple.

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