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Good joke anyone....?
Two hunters are in the woods on a cool fall morning. Suddenly, one of the hunters collapses to the ground! He stops breathing and his eyes glaze over. Immediately the other hunter grabs his cell phone and calls 911. The 911 operator answers and the hunter yells, "You gotta help me, my friend is dead what do I do?"
"Settle down sir, I am here to help. First of all you need to make sure that he is dead before we take any drastic measures, okay sir?" says the 911 operator.
"okay..." says the hunter. Then there is a long pause...
"BANG"
The hunter get back on the phone. "Now what?"
5 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
My job is so ******* unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup.
She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******* stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******* dog to work.
Every ******* day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******* day.
Anyway, I drive these retards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
- 1 decade ago
You know this was voted best joke in the world??
I heard that it's funniest at 6 AM, lol.
- 1 decade ago
why did the man cross the road?????? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
very good.