have you ever stolen anything?

Only someone's heart....

Sorry to tell you all, but your under arrest. As an officer of the court,Paralegal, I am placing you all under arrest, so please email me all the things you have stolen, your full name, address, and then sit outside for the sheriff to pick you all up in your prospective city, towns or country side.. LOL Joking I am an officer of the court, and you all just confessed of theft, never tell off on your self, LOL Kidding again Yes, one time, I took a piece of bubble gum, told my mom and she did not tell the clerk, we got outside I was already chewing it, she said what have you got, I told her, she said quick get into the car, I did not pay for it, they will take you to jail..I was scared, then about 5 mins later, she began to laugh like mad,she had paid for it and told a story to me, I said I was so scared mom, she said always make sure something is paid for, before leaving the store. Moral of this story, get your sister some help fast, before she does really land in jail, then a bad detox place, she will hate forever. Now, let's all go out and steal a Ferrari together, and we can all take turns driving and then they have to arrest about 5,000 of us ha ha have a good weekend everyone

I stole 6 litres of cider off of my mum which was the first time i got drunk lol

never stolen from a shop but theres more small stuff

No, i've never stolen anything. I'm an honest man not a thief. Oh OK, I did steal a few toy matchbox cars from a toy shop when I was 9 years old! But nothing else since then. When you're a kid you don't understand the concept of right & wrong.

I stole a 1 dollar chapstick from Winn Dixie before.

Nothing really serious....just like candy from a friends house or something like that. I've never stole from a store or anything.

Yep. I stole a nice watch from some d-bag that was giving me $hit in football back in highschool. Still got it too.

I worked in the hotel before and I stole some t-shirts and toys

I stole a pair of jeans, a shirt, a bra, a pair of underwear and a bloody tampon from my aunt

I once stole a kiss and a glance on the same day.

A chocolate bear needs to steal to stay alive.