So does the disembodied Shrek head in my driveway qualify as some sort of sinister warning...?

Finding Donkey's head in your bed is a more sinister sign. Has Puss in Boots asked you to hide something "for a while"? Damned ogre-nized crime and its tentacles....

Well, it COULD...

And it MGHT...

But (If I was YOU) 'I' wouldn't worry about it...

"Do" the 'point-and-click' thing, and say "BE GONE"!

THAT should be a 'warning' to those 'Sinister Ministers', and you will STILL have the HEAVY-DUTY 'stuff' in 'reserve'!

YOU will be able to "CUT" their 'Heart' Out, in a JIFFY!!!

Tell your 'neighbors' you are going to have a 'CAT' party - ALL they can EAT!!!

IF there are any 'remains', call the "C.S.I"! THAT should be GREAT 'FUN'!

And , if they get TOO close to YOU.. just give them a little TASTE of the TASER... It'll be a 'shocking' experience!

An when you get 'tired' of the whole thing, THEN bring-out the HEAVY stuff...

"Hey -- Looky HERE!" POOF -- GONE!

YOU know what to DO!

:) :) :)

Is THAT where that thing landed!?

I knew my 3 wood was slicing to the right. At this rate I'm never going to make par.

Stand back ... FORE!

*swings madly in a full body, high-arcing, 1/2 English, rainbow shot*

You're being stalked by Mike Myers. Apparently he's doing a door-to-door search looking for people who actually watched "The Love Guru".

Yes. The Mafia has something against Dreamworks now. Let the clash of the Titans commence... in your front yard.

yeah, the murderer is planting evidence so the far far away cops will come and arrest you. your only hope now is to catch the real guy. by the looks of it I'd say he must be at the casino. you better hurry.

Yes Fiona it means you're ahead of the game!

Sounds like an omen to me.

Yes. I thought you knew.

Just my silly way of saying,

(g)OGRE(ll).

(y' gotta say it out loud. get it? lol. ok, that joke might be too far a reach. never mind.)