Is this the next pandemic?

I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed

copious amounts of alcohol.

I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as

flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.

From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested

positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.

This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not

an isolated case.

Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed

with WINE FLU.

To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs,

experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.

However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD

and take some Nurofen (Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that

has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). Others are

reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases.

Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can

be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.

If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar

quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.

There is one other known variation of wine flu ... this is known as WHINE FLU - usually only suffered by men.