Fellow non-believers: Your favorite quotes?

"Creation scientists are a much scientists as Evolution are. In fact, Many branches of science were founded by Creation scientists. So without Creationists there would be no science." - a really dumb fundie

"God is real ur going to hell for not believing in him just hope u soul can be saved hahahah" - an ignorant fundie spreading that good ole 'Christian love'.

"The KJV because it is most accurate. There was a study done on all the versions, and the KJV has the least amount of syllables which relates to why the KJV is most accurate." - a really dumb fundie who needs words with less syllables.

"Satan performs the ceremony for them." - just another hate filled ignorant fundie stupidly explaining how atheists get married.

"it is because atheists are jealous of God, they want to know everything He does so they can be one step ahead of Him.:-)" - someone needs to explain to this ignorant fundie that you cannot be jealous of what does not exist.

"The ark, was built big enough and strong enough to hold 2 of every kind of animal, including dynosaurs. Looking at the dimensions, scientists have determined that it could hold all of them." - fundie quote

"Oh....you just read something that someone wrote?

How disappointing" - [a really really dumb ignorant fundie who complains that people who believe in evolution do so because of what they read in a book. LOL!!! As opposed to this moron who only has the buy-bull.]

"Marijuna is a narcotic drug, as such it is part of sorcery. MJ bewitches you, turns you into a zombie, makes you mentally weak, and undoes the soundness of your mind. It is fun for a season." - fundie quote

"Catholicism is not Christian" - ignorant hating fundie

"At the zoo and the monkeys and apes are the best man, maid of honor, flower girl, ring bearer, bridesmaids and ushers." - ignorant hate filled fundie claiming to know how atheists get married.

"When you go into a "church", and there aren't ANY Bibles in the pew, and you can literally see demons swirling, and laughing in the rafters, not much Holy Spirit movement going on there!" - really dumb paranoid fundie voicing his warped opinion of the catholic church.

"Just about every homosexual I've known has already been so screwed up in the head that suicide just happens to be the thing on their to do list." - hate filled ignorant fundie

"Without God, all you are is evil." - extremely dumb fundie nut job

"You will wish you had a little brain'wash' when you are burning in hell." - ignorant fundie

"There are thousands of historical documents saying she was and I have the witness of the Spirit." - really dumb fundie [This fundie is asserting that there are thousands of documents that prove Mary was a virgin. LMAO!!!!!!!]\

"Its obvious and science does nothing but continue to prove the existence of God." - fundie quote

"God created a man and woman (Adam and Eve) to be together. If gayness was allowed then why didn't it start back then?" - Dumb fundie who thinks homosexuality is new.

"Dinosaur bones are found buried in rock layers laid down by water all over the earth. It's obvious to me they were deposited there by the great flood." - fundie

"Belief in evolution sends thousands to hell every day." - fundie

"I'm sure there were some[DINOSAURS]in the garden of Eden, but they were gentler. There is alot of animals that were not mentioned in the Garden, but that doesn't mean we don't believe they were there." - a fundie's explanation for dinosaurs.

"What I find so incredible is that anyone could believe a mere scientist's conjecture that dinosaurs are millions of years old - something he could never know - but discredit the Bible as the Word of God." - poor deluded ignorant fundie

"Because they have let Satan decieve them just as the Bible

says they would." - fundie

"im a christian and i believe in god but obviously they say"there is no proof"

ummm...the bible of course!

i guess those people that dont believe want to burn in hell for eternity!" - teenage brainwashed fundie

"Evolution was always nothing more than a theory !Creationism is proven through fossils and history !" - fundie

"That {tattoos} was another way Satan was trying to insult God, by marking His people." - fundie

"There was no room on the ark for the dinosaurs so they drowned." - fundie

"It never rained before the flood that is why no one believed Noah." - fundie

"Schizophrenia is demon possession." - fundie

"God grew my nail back despite the surgeon's education, surgical expertise, and his protest!" - fundie {Evidently this fundie believes that God would grow her toenail back but allows children to be raped and murdered??}

"Menopause is punishment for sin." - fundie

"Yes God created all animals. But He knew that they {dinosaurs} would hurt people, and allowed them to die during the flood." - fundie

"Science has yet to disprove anything that God has said in His Word. If science says anything different, you'd best question the scientist that said it. God's word is truth. Scientists lie." = fundie

"Satan caused Adam and Eve to sin, therefore corrupting paradise. Thus decay began. Disease is a direct result of that original sin." - FUNDIE

"God has workers on earth and in hell different other sites he had prepared whichever we prefer and hell and fire comes to only the people other than us, those that sins. " - deluded fundie

"With or without religion, bad people will do bad things and good people will do good things. But it takes religion for good people to do bad things." Steven Weinberg "The religion of the future will be a cosmic religion. It should transcend personal God and avoid dogma and theology. Covering both the natural and the spiritual, it should be based on a religious sense arising from the experience of all things natural and spiritual as a meaningful unity. Buddhism answers this description. If there is any religion that could cope with modern scientific needs it would be Buddhism." (Albert Einstein) "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." (Albert Einstein, 1954) From Albert Einstein: The Human Side, edited by Helen Dukas and Banesh Hoffman, Princeton University Press

There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.

Charles Darwin

Don't believe , you and me are special. God has workers on earth and in hell different other sites he had prepared whichever we prefer and hell and fire comes to only the people other than us, those that sins. One man give out his sheep, his sheep comes up and became the first sheep to become human and stayed with God as his number one sheep.

'to pray'; 'to ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy'.

Ambrose Bierce

I don't need quotes. I just need to read through ten pages of the bible and laugh.

"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."

-Thomas Jefferson

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him God?”

~Epicurus (Greek philosopher, BC 341-270)

"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." Hitchens

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

-Abbie Hoffman

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason" Franklin