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marbledog
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marbledog asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

What is the proper way to eat a chocolate Jesus?

I mean one of these: http://chocolatefantasies.com/religious.htm.

I'm not 100% clear on the whole "edible idolatry" issue, so help me out, here. Do you bite into it, or let it melt in your mouth?

BTW: This is the only candy, to my knowledge, that ever inspired a Tom Waits song. If you haven't heard the greatest song ever made, you can listen to it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5kHx1itU8c&feature...

Update:

Chocolate-covered bacon?

http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/c...

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  • Star Danser!!! <3
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    Ummm..."There's no right way to eat a Jesus"? Lol didn't even know they had chocolate Jesus(es).

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Bite off the empty head first.

  • 哈哈哈 ^_^
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    With your mouth you silly! *giggle* Do you like bacon?

    Edit to add - CHOCOLATE bacon!? *drool drool*

  • M. Vernon Hunt
    1 decade ago

    Head first, definitely, so he can't scream for help.

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  • Mike Hunt
    1 decade ago

    Eat him reverently.

    Source(s): I make chocolate Jesus everytime I poop.
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