My girlfriend wants to play tennis!!! HELP!!!?

MAN, you do not let her play. that girl is your property! no one else needs to be staring at her ***. that is for your eyes only!

If tennis is a significant part of your life (as I suspect it is) it's understandable why she wants to be a part of it. Sometimes teaching a complex skill to someone you're involved with could be difficult for your relationship. I would suggest getting her a coach, a female coach. If she has objections then explain to her that female coaches are better equipped to understand the female game (whatever works, right ) Once she gets that outside advice and starts to hone her skills then chances are she will be more receptive to your tips and advice.Get together and ask her to show you what she has learned. Be patient and supportive of her improvements (slight as they might be at first) and understand that the time invested will reap rewards you can both enjoy in the future. Another thing you could try is finding a doubles pair that match both of your skill levels. Instead of playing or hitting against her you guys would be a playing as a team. This might make her more open to your advice. Or, you could try the Hollywood movie approach.Get really excited about her picking up the game. Watch matches on tv with her, buy her tennis related things, take her to see matches, set up matches for her, make it all tennis all the time. She'll either truly find the love of the game or she will leave it alone. Either way you will have changed your no win to a win-win situation.

Well...I play tennis and I'm a girl...and the skirts are supposed to have built in shorts. If they don't she can put on some spandex shorts or cheering lollies...I doubt she wants to have people seeing her bum too.

.How's about if she plays in a Burka.Would that be suitable.What if she wants to be a trapeze artist at the circus.