Is your neighbor very like a donkey's rear evacuation port?

I live in an approximate 40 unit apartment complex. "Donkey" tenants usually just come and go; the management doesn't put up with any---------------------------shall we say, any who exhibit highly unusual or disturbing behavior.

There's only one currently whose behavior I find to be "distasteful", socially: she seems to perceive herself as the social "queen bee": engaging people and then dismissing them out of hand as if she were some personage of royalty - she weighs over 300 lbs. and has the most neurotic beast for a pet imaginable - it perpetually will run up to you wagging its tail in a friendly manner; but when you bend down to pet it, begins to bark at you as if you were some kind of monster.

The worst one I can recall - and I've lived here for 8 years - was a lady(who lived right across the veranda from me) - who again shall we say, peddled her "amorous" appeal; and would quite often come in late in the morning(like 3:00 a.m.), get out of the car her patron was driving and began loudly to curse, beret him for--------whatever: probably a lower fee than she had expected.

Anyhow, we all have our crosses to bear; and honestly, yours really doesn't sound that bad(since he didn't ask you to come over and help him - or, did he?).

Alberich

My neighbor wanders around telling people that God is going to save him. Save him from what? He really freaks me out.